DEAREST TONY ROBBINS....

How to start? You will probably never, ever get to read this...

Dear Mr. Robbins... No.. Dear Tony Robbins... No... Dear TONE....

scratch that here goes nothing...

Tony,

Hello.. as you can see we love all things awesome. We are open to new experiences, ways of thinking and growing.  We see you offer some pretty interesting seminars, that offer to change people's lives.  Wow.. sounds amazing....( actualization, I mean come on). I am sure you do change people's lives.  However, for the amount of money you are asking to provide such a change, well that leaves many of us out in the cold( no hot coal walking for us). Do I think you earn your money? Why yes. Do I think everything should be free? Heck no.  I am just saying some of us would love to see you, write about you, and learn from your wisdom, but not for 4,000.00. I mean  is there a price for wisdom, whole other conversation there? Anyways (that is like an ok used winter car money amount or trip to tropical paradise money, not to dwell, but OMG). I mean do I want to bask if self love, and sit in the sun? Do I deserve to go, for sure..It is probably better we can not afford you(4000.00).

I mean if you met us, clearly you would love us so much, and then it would just get weird.  I mean, really.. could get awkward.

Just checking in.... Take care.. and keep on keepin on.

Cyn

 

P.S If you are Tony Robbin's dog walker, dry cleaner,  mail carrier, or his third cousin twice removed, you are lucky. If you see him let him know we got our eyes on him for sure.